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pungoeshere:

deskmanic:

People say the mayor in Animal Crossing New Leaf has no real power but they can just walk up to Isabelle and go “uhh yeah it’s actually 6 am on oktober 5th 2050″ and she’ll just take your word for it

thats just how dogs are

thecringeandwincefactory:

dirtgirl1999:

like okay i know astrology is fake but it’s real

Someone once told me economics is just astrology for men and I am hanging onto that and getting as much mileage out of it as I possibly can before I die.

rocketreturns:

tom animal crossing nook made you work for like 3 minutes and you spit on him like this god damn

swan2swan:

You know what movie I will always be proud of?

Alien vs. Predator.

Why?

Because it was a stupid premise that was going to get people’s butts in seats for one reason and one reason only, and that was to see the Alien fight the Predator, so they could literally do whatever they wanted with the rest of the movie, they didn’t care, so what did they do?

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Put Sanaa Lathan in as the lead, gave her a shield made of an alien’s crest and a spear made of an alien’s tail and said “go fight alongside the Predator to save the world from an Alien Queen”, and that’s what she did. They didn’t have to do that, they could have had a white guy, they could have had a white woman, a black man, even, but no, they went with a black woman and made her incredible. And when she fought her way to the end of that movie, they made sure that the most dangerous hunters in the galaxy recognized her and respected her, and they marked her because they decided “You are a paragon of your species and we honor you as one of our own” so in this universe when the Predators think of the Best that Humanity has to offer, they imagine the face of a black woman of science with long curly hair. 

THAT IS ALL.

magicalballerinaprincess:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

one-hell-of-a-sheep:

why does oscar wilde take 150 pages to write something he could literally say in a paragraph

gay

compelling argument

storywonker:

argumate:

tastefullyoffensive:

(via BabblingBaby)

you can save this cake by adding “Well :)”

“Well :). You’ve Aged.”

cerulean-beekeeper:

kaijuno:

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“Starter house”?????? We’re supposed to have more than one house???????

NPR just went, “They’re poor, Harold.”

earthshaker1217:

THIS ENERGY!!!

unlimitedgoats:

Into The Spiderverse is proof that live-action superhero movies will never look better than what animation can deliver. Imagine what we could have if animation weren’t so regularly seen as a lower art form than live acting. Honestly, on every aesthetic level Into The Spiderverse was absolutely phenomenal. Art direction, animation, music - all of it.